Funny Cute Christmas wishes, status and messages to share

Christmas messages and Christmas status,status and messages to share,Funny Cute Christmas wishes,

Have a bud who appreciates a cheesy festive joke or two? Then we've some great messages here which are very different from the classic 'Merry Christmas' wishes.

Yule always be my favourite.
Why did Santa quit smoking? Because it was bad for his elf.
Christmas is considered very spiritual time - In your case vodka, gin and whisky.
Yay! It's Christmas! Let's buy loads of stuff no one needs!
Whoever says 'all is calm' has never been to our house around Christmas. Some might say we're not very bright, either.
I only got you a card just in case you bought me one...
You can tell loads about a person by the way they handle three things: a rain, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights.
I hope you like the present you told me to buy for you.


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